$ cat /dev/brain > /dev/blog

Life is written in chapters but the table of contents is missing.

12 Dec

Project 365: ALARM!


ALARM!

Most stupid position for an alarm button: here. Guess half of the hotel guests is awake by now.

Just imagine someone walking from the elevator towards the ironing room in the dark, looking for the light switch…

The manager who finally disabled the alarm after a few minutes agreed that there is a substantial amount of room for improvement.


06 Dec

Project 365: JP, The Carpenter


In my next life, I'm going to become a carpenter.

In my next life, I’m going to become a carpenter… Our landlord (a retired carpenter) teaches me some tricks on how to remodel our furniture.


02 Dec

Project 365: The Frankenphone


My old Nokia E51 business mobile phone broke and I couldn’t order a replacement without a camera from my company’s e-procurement catalog.

So I decided to rip out the interior of one of his sister phones (suffering from a broken body) and performed an organ transplant.
From 2 to 1

SUCCESS! The new Frankenphone works like a charm!


17 Nov

iPhone Shortcuts


Is the only reason you jailbroke your iPhone that you wished to finally enable/disable Bluetooth, 3G, or … in less than 5 clicks?

(Hello, Apple! Are you still not listening?)

Then Kai Schneider has the solution for you — he provides a set of handy shortcuts (including icons) to access these settings in a quick manner. Find his iPhone shortcuts for iOS 5 in German and English on his website.


11 Nov

Project 365: Naked cars


Naked cars

The downside of moving to another county: having to pay approx. 130 Euros to get updated registrations for our cars.